Hmm, maybe they suck- let me check- well according to the label they've been around since 1964. Wait- this package or the company? Eff it, who cares- they're $3.50 and they're frozen. They'd still be good. Cold keeps it fresh!
Wow, I'm the smartest man in the world! I better buy two packs- wait...3 would last me the month. Wow, a month's supply of lunch all for less than $12.00- yep, I'm the smartest man in the world."
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This is a true to life recreation of the day I discovered the aforementioned product. Finding inexpensive food is not that difficult when you have no rules as to what you will/will not eat. However, that is not the case for me.
I am a vegetarian. I won't eat food with a lot of fat or sugar. I eat nothing fried and nothing that contains aspertain. Typically, I won't eat products that contain enriched flour- which is why the knock offs of Easy Mac at 25 cents per serving piss me off. The list goes on but I'm getting bored just typing this.
El Monterey's Family Pack fits my food criteria- but will it pass the taste test- it does! And when you top it with Fire Sauce pilfered from Taco Bell it's like a caliente circus in your mouth!
But don't take my word for it- just look at the overwhelmingly positive reviews flowing in from their Web page.
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"I love your Burritos. They're nutritious and incredibly amazing. I love you, El Monterey."
-Charles, St. Louis, MO
"I just wanted to let you know how much I enjoy your Green Chile Burritos. I love the fact that I can put them in the microwave heat them up in a few minutes and have lunch, dinner, a snack, or sometimes breakfast."
- Mara, Eureka, CA
- Mara, Eureka, CA
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Really, Mara; for breakfast? Something tells me Mara from CA is rather rotund. Regardless, I couldn't agree more with the sentiments of these consumers; ole!
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